Concentrated Canadian Clown Party

We Promise to Steal Your Money and Do Nothing!

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C.C.C.P.

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About Us

At Canadian Clown Party, we are committed to providing the best clowns for your local and global politics. Our experienced clowns will create unforgettable memories for your country

πŸŽ‰ Manifesto

Housing problem? No problem. We promise to build enough circus tents for everyone.

We promise to take 100% of all your income and build bigger houses for our selves and our "friends".

We promise to collect all the carbon emitted on the planet into red balloons.

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Housing.

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Taxes.

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Carbon.

We are eco and ai friendly and we identify as carbon neutral

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